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Humblebrag (A Missed Opportunity)

Alibi Pierce — Wed, 14 May 2014 01:38:39 +0000

I missed an opportunity today. My mind just didn’t work fast enough; I wasn’t clever enough. It happens. After I knew the morning was under control, I stepped out to hit Starbucks and then 711 ...

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Frank Zappa

Alibi Pierce — Thu, 23 Jan 2014 05:09:30 +0000

Frank Zappa didn’t actually say, “Politics is the entertainment branch of the military-industrial complex.” But he said something close. And, honestly, if he had said that, he would have been right. Goddamn, I love being ...

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Wilford Brimley

Alibi Pierce — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 02:17:39 +0000

Proof that advertising and product placement work: One minute I’m sitting on the sofa watching The Daily Show, hearing Jon Stewart reference Wilford Brimley. The next I’m craving a motherfucking oatmeal cookie. -Alibi Pierce

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