#blazednposting https://www.noisejournal.com IT'S ALL NOISE Fri, 13 Jan 2017 19:10:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://www.noisejournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/NoiseJournal-Logo-300pixels-32x32.jpg #blazednposting https://www.noisejournal.com 32 32 136111011 Humblebrag (A Missed Opportunity) https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/05/humblebrag-missed-opportunity/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=humblebrag-missed-opportunity https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/05/humblebrag-missed-opportunity/#comments Wed, 14 May 2014 01:38:39 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=1444 I missed an opportunity today. My mind just didn’t work fast enough; I wasn’t clever enough. It happens. After I knew the morning was under control, I stepped out to hit Starbucks and then 711 ...

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I Can’t Hear The TV https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/05/cant-hear-tv/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cant-hear-tv https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/05/cant-hear-tv/#respond Fri, 02 May 2014 01:29:59 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=1323 Today I spent a lot of time listening to podcasts. I had work obligations that required a two hour (round-trip) commute, along with more travel within the city I had to travel to. I burned ...

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Pot Vending Machine Mania! https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/04/pot-vending-machine-mania/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pot-vending-machine-mania https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/04/pot-vending-machine-mania/#respond Mon, 14 Apr 2014 01:49:00 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=1140 Pot vending machines! They’re here. And everybody is writing about it. And let’s be honest: It’s a pretty cool idea. Stoners everywhere getting their weed from the same machine they buy their munchies! Of course, ...

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Innovation https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/03/innovation/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=innovation https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/03/innovation/#respond Wed, 26 Mar 2014 01:42:07 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=1024 I step into the shower and immediately the conversation begins. That Platinum Bubba Kush goes straight to the frontal lobe and my brain just won’t stop chatting. And the funny thing is that I start ...

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What Happened to the Stop Button? https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/happened-stop-button/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=happened-stop-button https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/happened-stop-button/#respond Thu, 30 Jan 2014 14:16:00 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=456 The stop button has disappeared. Once ubiquitous, these buttons with the solitary but powerful impressed square were seen on every device from the Walkman to DVD players. If a device played media, it had a ...

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Frank Zappa https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/frank-zappa/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=frank-zappa https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/frank-zappa/#respond Thu, 23 Jan 2014 05:09:30 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=410 Frank Zappa didn’t actually say, “Politics is the entertainment branch of the military-industrial complex.” But he said something close. And, honestly, if he had said that, he would have been right. Goddamn, I love being ...

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#ppl https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/ppl/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ppl https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/ppl/#respond Tue, 21 Jan 2014 16:10:08 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=311 I have a good memory for ppl. I can usually remember the moment I met someone, especially if they are important to my life now. I won’t remember your name, but… I don’t know what ...

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#civilrights https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/283/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=283 https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/283/#respond Thu, 16 Jan 2014 03:30:51 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=283 people look to the past, “well, we operated on the best knowledge we had at the time, we didn’t know oppression, etc.. was wrong, we’ve matured we’ve grown, we’ve become more compassionate..” romantically almost, like ...

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Wilford Brimley https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/wilford-brimley/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=wilford-brimley https://www.noisejournal.com/2014/01/wilford-brimley/#comments Thu, 16 Jan 2014 02:17:39 +0000 http://www.stonersjournal.com/?p=310 Proof that advertising and product placement work: One minute I’m sitting on the sofa watching The Daily Show, hearing Jon Stewart reference Wilford Brimley. The next I’m craving a motherfucking oatmeal cookie. -Alibi Pierce

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