A version of this article previously appeared at thehundred.co. Full disclosure: I also blog for those guys. Treasure fingers is a prolific producer, creating some of the more memorable dance hits of the last few …
Sometimes I miss the East Coast. Don’t get me wrong, Denver is a great city. Winters can suck, sure, but they suck pretty much everywhere outside a handful of southern coastal cities like Miami and …
Much has been made of the supposed wave of hipsterfication sweeping through Germany’s neo-Nazi community. In fact, a neologism emerged for the express purpose of describing these Nazi hipsters: “Nipsters.” Adopting some familiar hipster tropes–veganism, gauged ears, …
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As this cough will choke me, I implore you to have my body opened, so that I may not be buried alive. These are said to be among composer Frédéric Chopin’s final written words in …
So this past week’s huge controversy* was the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPO) canceling the Washington Redskins’ trademark. More surprising than the USPO’s decision to cancel the trademark after 80 years is the fact …
Growing up in a conservative evangelical environment meant being very aware of the fact that liberal groups were out to destroy America. Environmentalists? Closet communist pagans, one-world government their primary goal. Gays? Profligate sex-fiends intent …
I was eighteen when I first bought “ecstasy.” It was at a house party. To be honest, I don’t remember much about that night; I was there with a girl whose name I don’t recall. …
Hey Theis, interesting piece you wrote for Vice a couple weeks back—the one about Generation X fucking up Millennials good. As a member of Generation X, I like that you called us your big brothers …
I missed an opportunity today. My mind just didn’t work fast enough; I wasn’t clever enough. It happens. After I knew the morning was under control, I stepped out to hit Starbucks and then 711 …
Have you ever fantasized about getting the entire world high? A lot of people do. But fuck giving everybody a joint; way too much work. A more effective method would be to hotbox the entire …
Ouch! This is some way to get busted. According to the Associated Press (via the Colorado Springs Gazette), a clandestine home hash oil operation was discovered yesterday after deputies responded to a pit bull crotch …
Hey have you heard that joke about Canadians? The one where they’re, like, the biggest wimps AND they have socialized medicine? Or maybe you heard that one where their government vowed to help the U.S. …
Two weeks ago we teased the photos Fara Paige took at this year’s 4/20 rally in Denver. We’re stoners. We procrastinate. Here they are in all of their glory. Enjoy. See more of Fara’s photos …
[embedyt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g[/embedyt] i don’t know how i feel about ‘appropriation’. currently, every subculture is so mashed up its insane. a great insane. like language for example, up thru the 90s, slang separated generations, sub-cultures (ethnicities), regions.. …
Today I spent a lot of time listening to podcasts. I had work obligations that required a two hour (round-trip) commute, along with more travel within the city I had to travel to. I burned …
I stopped by my favorite new dispensary on Friday to grab some candies and a new strain before a weekend getaway with my girlfriend. I was looking for a good middle-of-the-road hybrid. They had a …
Do you remember a time when chocolate chip cookies came fresh from the oven? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Do you remember a time when women couldn’t vote and certain folk weren’t allowed on golf courses? Pepperidge …
Context matters: One hundred years ago this past weekend, one of the most brutal and significant labor disputes in American history transpired right here in Colorado. Ludlow–long now a ghost town a few miles northwest …
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